What? I can see you again here? Are you a maschist or something? But look, let’s be honest - you asked for it yourself.
Yo mama’s so ugly, bitch looks like she was hit by the whole damn ugly tree!
Yo mama’s so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn’t play with her.
Yo mama’s so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama’s so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits.
Yo mama’s so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Well, here’s how - just answer frankly and add up your scores: 1. You reuse last year’s Christmas cards and send them out under your own name (5 points).
2. You steal light bulbs from your neighbor’s outdoor display to replenish your own supply (5 points, 10 if neighbor’s whole light sets or lighted Santa goes out).
3. You have dressed a dog or cat as Santa Claus, elf helper, or reindeer (10 points for each; if you dressed an endangered species, 5 extra points).
4. You put out last year’s stale candy canes for children (1 point for each piece of sticky candy). If you put out a chocolate or marzipan Santa also, add 10 points.
5. You enclose a shoddy and inferior gift from Target, Walmart, or K-Mart in a Bloomingdale’s or other prestige box to impress your friends (5 points for each infraction).
Came with the post this morning...
Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. You have no choice. We have the power, you need the power. So sad, too bad. Sucks to be you. Below, we have enclosed a little picture to help you understand our feelings about your numerous complaints.
Have a nice day and keep those checks coming, loser!
Your Local Power Company
Dewy Cheatom, President
And this was the picture:
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